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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 13:21:50 GMT

I'm bringing Xanga back - drop a comment if you're with me!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Tue, 29 Aug 2006 22:42:13 GMT

Hardcore Hamster Porn

Friday, May 05, 2006

Fri, 05 May 2006 19:20:23 GMT

About a year before Bob's tragic death, he saw a sign.

This sign brought him to a place where he found to be the best place ever.

He goes inside to hail the mighty statue.

And saw something that he always wished he could have

He went somewhere secret to do some self-surgery

After he made his creation, he had to try it out privately so he bought a film

he was very satisified with it, so he scanned the news a found a news story about a good place to find some good sex. the priest confirmed everything.

He liked the way it felt, so he went to a local school to advertise.

This is what the children saw.

devestated by this sight, the children fled, but did not watch for the train

Monday, April 10, 2006

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 18:56:50 GMT

Well,

I decided to make this a serious, and by serious I mean meaningless, entry. It is about time that school is almost done; less than a month now. The only thing that really sux is everything comes flying at me like a child flies out of the room when he/she sees her grandmother naked and cleaning out her pooper-hole aka ass hole. on wednesday, I have the Academic Conference to present at and i also have part of my research paper due. Next friday, the rest of my paper is due and i also have to go on a graded field trip for historical geology. then on monday, i have an 8 page paper due. this all sux and i have no motivation to work on any of it. That is why i am ranting about it on my weblog. If anybody feels sorry for me, just let me know and I will give you a water balloon in the shape of a siberian husky. Well i gotta go and enjoy this 70 degree weather. have fun everybody, summer is here!

Monday, March 20, 2006

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 20:10:54 GMT

I have finished the bathroom at my pube barber shop.

while you piss, you get free coloring pages to entertain yourselves

there are also very fashionable toilets to use.

And you can't forget about the free chocolate that my employees whip up on there free time.

My wife also offers free BJs for all who request her kind services. It was even said that she aided in a man named Bob's death.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Mon, 27 Feb 2006 03:48:40 GMT

Bob hated being poor.

So he came to America where he could find a good life. While boating over here, he saw somebody doing absurd things to a drawing.

He lost control of his boat and he crashed it.

Luckily, he was close enough to the shore to swim. After seeing that girl, he got very horny and he noticed a sign.

He immediately rented a mini van and tried to find her, however, he was careless in his driving and accidently ran her over.

Bob was so dissappointed at this point so he decided to take care of it. He bought the cheepest hooker in town.

Unfortunately, she gave him 7 STDs and his balls fell off. He couldnt live like that so he didn't.

Poor Bob.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 19:49:01 GMT

well, i found out that Mike found something today,

It was attached to this

after long investigation at this mcdonald's, it was found that the workers are part of a giant cult.

They like to package these to sell to the public

a few months later, the real source of this "candy" was found as being contents of used bags

all associates are now being jailed for speeding.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:27:05 GMT

I just opened up my own barbershop. I cut the hair off of testicles. If anybody wants to make an appointment, just give me a call.

I also have a clown that makes balloon penises for the kids while their parents get their genitals shave. I always think about the kids.

And you cant forget about the budweiser girls to give a show to the shavee while the shaver does his work on the balls.

We also offer full physicals to all men after their haircut.

And if anything goes wrong, such as your balls get ripped off, we are not held reliable. So for your convenience, we sell one use items to help you out.

Thank you for doing business with me!

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Wed, 08 Feb 2006 03:00:51 GMT